by Cuddles

lolwut hero hobo?

12:04 AM in Stuff that's RAD by Cuddles

YUS NEW TRAILER!  Shiney and more graphic than this sissy girl of a trailer.

NSFW for those of you who want world peace.

by Cuddles

Go home? NO, my dick stays HERE!

11:51 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Cuddles

I don’t know what it is with the recent news on penis related news… I apologize in advance.

“A KAZAKH man cut off his penis at Madrid’s Barajas airport to avoid being extradited home and was taken to hospital in a serious condition, Spanish media reported today.”

I don’t know why he thought of specifically cutting his penis, but his devious plan to avoid deportation worked.

I’m certain that pictures aren’t necessary for this particular post…. you’re welcome.

Read the full story HURRRRR

by Buggles

Nudity: The best deterrant for theft

10:45 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Buggles

It has now been proven that the mere sight of a man’s wanger is enough to terrify a thief into abandoning his mission.

“Mr Stuart ran outside, opened the passenger door and sat beside the thief – not realising he had forgotten to get dressed.

As soon as the thief saw Stuart, he flung the door open and made a run for it.”

Read the whole story here

Hey, dinosaurs were hipsters too!

10:44 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Murderface

More hipster dinosaur madness here!

by Buggles

BEST FUCKING BROWNIE RECIPE

1:53 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Buggles

CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL FUCKING RECIPE

by Cuddles

Hey Farmvillers. GG.

10:52 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Cuddles

by Cuddles

Clients From Hell

10:45 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Cuddles

Not much more to say as the title describes exactly the purpose of this website – the retardedness and douchebaggery of some people in this world.  Fortunately, we get to laugh at these helpless victims as they begin to deal with these “Clients From Hell”.

Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”

Us: “We cannot do that.”

Client: “Well, get someone else to do it then. I want every nasty stuff about me removed from the Internet today, and make sure nobody can write bad things about me. I want you to control the Internet.”

Us: “We can’t control it and neither can you.”

Client: “Right, if you won’t do it I’ll find someone who will.”

Us: “Good luck, let us know if you succeed.”

Click to laugh at another poor soul

10 year old guitarist rocks faces at Ozzfest

1:19 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Murderface

Ozzy Osbourne is known for having amazing guitarists in his bands, from Tony Iommi to Randy Rhoads, and now with 10 year old Yuto Miyazawa. He was also named the worlds youngest professional guitarist by Guinness in 2008. Yuto joined Ozzy on stage at Ozzfest to perform Crazy Train and totally destroys it, seriously. Look for this kid in five or ten years, he will be the next guitar god, I’m calling it.

Oh there’s a video for your viewing pleasure, make sure you watch the solo it’s pretty amazing.

Joaquin Pheonix is ‘still here,’ or so he says

12:59 PM in The "B" List by Murderface

Joaquin Pheonix has had a rough last year, supposedly throwing away his critically acclaimed acting career to pursue a rap/hip-hop career in the most trainwrecky way possible. As the world forgot about Pheonix a trailer for a mockumentary starring the barely recognizable star is set to answer your non existent questions. Apparently the movie contains Pheonix snorting cocaine, sex with a publicist and more frontal male nudity than in pornographic films.

It could be funny, but does anyone actually care?

by Cuddles

Rejected True Blood Rolling Stone Cover?

11:24 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Cuddles

There has been a lot of controversy around Rolling Stone’s True Blood cover for the September issue – featuring the stars Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin, and Stephen Moyer completely naked.

:O  I know right?  But before you complain about the lack of boobies, what you probably didn’t hear about was that their originally planned cover was immediately rejected.

Why you ask? Click here to see for yourself…