“13-year-old Evan Hamilton took a dare from his friends at McCaffrey Middle School in Galt last May and downed eight shots of tequila as fast as he could.”
His foul play later lead to the extraction of a brain tumor, but props to Evan for drinking 8 shots of tequila and not puking – what a beast.
A live action Chinese made movie based off of a Japanese comic book. Riki Oh, the toughest Asian brute on the planet, shows that sticks and stones won’t break his bones and that names will make him …punch lions in the face (what a hero).
Like some of our favourite Japanese gore films, the flimsy storyline is reinforced by a an excessive amount of blood and gore, making it morbidly fun to watch. However, they seemed to have left out all of the weird sexual content (but you still can’t help to feel sexually harassed at the end). Click to see a ridiculous fight scene from the movie (NSFW)
When was the last time anyone cared about Pong? If you have ever owned anything electronic chances are that Pong is on it in some shape or form. This version is unique as the game is played with browser windows.
It may not make sense in words, but here is a picture that depicts the sheer awesomeness of Pong and what you should expect from this interweb variation.
Funky rockers Rage Against the Machine beat out 18 year old X Factor winner Joe McElderry to become the UK’s number one Christmas single with the very festive ‘Killing in the Name.” A campaign started on Facebook to push RATM’s hit song ahead of Joe’s cover of “The Climb,” originally by Miley Cyrus…dude come on. Time to celebrate Christmas the only way I know how, by yelling at the top of my lungs “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!”
I’m sick and have parties meetings to attend so the last thing I want to do is to think a lot and write something. So here’s a cake recipe that takes 5 minutes to make. I don’t know the source of this but if you like cake and are a lazy and/or impatient bastard, check it out. I haven’t tried it yet because 5 minutes is just too long for me.
Here is the most impressive original Youtube video I have ever watched.
The Uruguay director uploaded this video in November of this year, and has been given a movie contract of 30 million dollars only days later. I guess Youtube is good for something.
A great tale of American bravery: Beer Fest. This movie follows two brothers who stumble upon an old school underground drinking contest known as beer fest. Teams compete from around the world to gain superiority in the beer drinking world. Needless to say, this sets the movie up for drunken retardedness, nudity, racist jokes and an all American drinking facade.
“We will make everything Metal. Blacker then the blackest black time infinity.”
The blackest (no racial) TV show, Metalocalypse, follows the brutal death metal band “Dethklok” through their ignorant lives as they try to make the blackest metal possible. They are the most popular band and are the 12th largest economy in the world. With that being said, the band feels no remorse for their fans and consistently embezzle their plethora of money. This show is absolutely amazing and the humour is a little dark, but totally brutal. Enjoy your tasty Hammer Smashed Face.