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Oprah tries to wipe off birthmark… and fails

February 16, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

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Bearsharktopus??

February 15, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

To compliment our recent post regarding the release of the new Sharktopus movie, here is a picture of the mutant stepchild of the Sharktopus… the BEARSHARKTOPUS!

All hail our new overlord Sharktopus!

February 15, 2010 in The "B" List

Sharktopus, seemingly the offspring of Mega Shark and Giant Octopus, is the monster star of the upcoming SyFy Channel made for TV movie! With the head of a shark and the body of an octopus, Sharktopus is sure to be the greatest terror of the sea.

And to ensure that Sharktopus becomes an international phenomenon there are shirts for sale commemorating this movie event. They are pretty awesome.

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The only game that encourages RAGE to win!

February 13, 2010 in The "B" List

An interactive masterpiece that gives an alternative to roaring at your family members, pets, or punching a pillow (you emo).

Or as the designers desribe it, “Yell —> succeed”.

The demo version is available hurrr, but a full game is in the works! MUST HAVE!

Vin Diesel as Vin Diesel as Riddick 3!

February 13, 2010 in The "B" List

Vin Diesel is going back to his low talking, no nonsense, kill first ask questions later role for the next chapter of the ‘Chronicles of Riddick’ movie series entitled ‘Riddick’. Just in case you have never heard or watched Riddick watch this short clip.

Having watched the second movie ‘Chronicles of Riddick’ and always being mildly interested in watching Vin Diesel playing similar characters in movies, this could be a fun movie. I still think Riddick is a terrible name though.

AFC now in audio form!

February 11, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

Some exciting news directly from the AFC offices! No, we aren’t hiring Nicolas Cage…yet. A new feature has just hit the site!

IF you direct your attention to the top of this site, you will see a “Podcast” page now, that’s right, we are now committing to doing a weekly podcast until we eventually get tired of it and find something else dumb to do.

If you’re lazy, or just cant find the “Podcast” page I keep mentioning, click here and the magic of the internet will bring you there! Look for a new podcast every Wednesday night, unless we got wasted the night before.

Alpha Force Cast Episode 1

Daredevil

February 10, 2010 in The "B" List

Ben Affleck stars as “the Daredevil”, a blind superhero in this seemingly B rated film. Not only is he blind, but the directors decided to make him look partially retarded. With his mouth half open and his eyes crossed, Ben Affleck is on a mission to kick some mob boss ass in hopes to win back the heart of his girl.

Marvel seriously lost one of their senses when they released this visionless recreation (haha see what I did there?)

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First look at bear’s plan to conquer all

February 10, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

Soon they’ll take our jobs, our women, operate firearms, and proceed to take over humanity.

Skip to 0:40 to begin watching the disturbing footage.

Garfield Madness

February 8, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

Here are some crazy and awesome parodies of the Garfield comic strip, which in some cases are much funnier than the original. Having not read Garfield for some time now I can appreciate how lame and unfunny the actual strips were.

Garfield Minus Garfield

This site takes Garfield comics and removes Garfield, leaving a comic about Jon and empty panels. Removing Garfield makes Jon look schizophrenic, bipolar, or flat out insane, and when it works the end result is quite funny.

Lasagna Cat

A Youtuber that takes the funniest or the lamest comic strips and acts them out, then kinda goes crazy with it. These are enjoyable for reasons I cannot even explain.

Realfield

Replaces the original drawing of Garfield with one that resembles a real cat, so that the comic resembles what talking to a cat is really like.