A girl and her group of hot friends battle dragons and giant robot samurai to escape a mental institution that only seems to house young, sexy females, pausing only to watch and/or perform in random stage performances. In outer space. And there are explosions. I think that’s the premise of the story. I don’t know.
Also the movie stars that chick from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” and that girl in “High School Musical” in the picture above, who’s banging Zach Efron. What’s not to like?
A new Machete (!) trailer has appeared on the internets, and this time it includes gratuitous violence, use of the word ‘fuck’ and fully naked Jessica Alba. Interested? well look no further, cause it’s right here!
This is an 18+ trailer, make sure you are 18…but if you aren’t I wont tell.
A brand new Machete trailer, the movie spoof turned actual movie, actually makes tit look like…a real movie. Where the last trailer had more of a spoof movie tone, this one seems more serious and dark.
