Alpha Force Cuddles

Amazing movie? I think not.

Oh you would think that it was just another Friday, but apparently this youngster forgot to check his calender when he waltzed into a lightning storm that afternoon.

“Friday the 13th proved suitably unlucky for one 13 year-old boy who was struck by lightning before being taken to hospital — at 13:13 on the dreaded date…”

Note: this picture is fake. Michael J. Fox actually has Parkinsons.

As for the boy, he survived the ordeal. You can read the rest here if you don’t believe me.

Remember how alcohol saved this boy’s life? Well hears another +1 to how alcohol is a positive attribute to your daily lifestyle!

Way to take one for the team beer!

And you thought this was where it ended…

Though I bet you never thought turning your children into bait would be a great after school activity!

“The class is being offered by B.C.’s Tantra Fitness, one of a small but growing number of pole-dancing studios quietly extending their services to underage girls… “I just had a baby six months ago and I’m hoping she’ll start to learn pole-dancing as soon as she can,” says Tammy Morris, owner of Tantra Fitness. “Kids love the pole. If anything, it’s hard to get them off it because they’re such naturals.“”

Yep, they said it.

Click to read more on this back up plan for your children’s future!

…as much as this kid?

With the Colour-In Dress it is now possible to colour on your girlfriend’s bosoms! And she might not even get mad!

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Lol at always being like the guy at 0:27 jumping around with dualies :D

Funny or Die has posted an video entitled ‘Eva Mendes Sex Tape’ and it’s…well you should probably watch it for yourself.

naaw more like surprise butt sex :D