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Joaquin Pheonix is ‘still here,’ or so he says

August 27, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

Joaquin Pheonix has had a rough last year, supposedly throwing away his critically acclaimed acting career to pursue a rap/hip-hop career in the most trainwrecky way possible. As the world forgot about Pheonix a trailer for a mockumentary starring the barely recognizable star is set to answer your non existent questions. Apparently the movie contains Pheonix snorting cocaine, sex with a publicist and more frontal male nudity than in pornographic films.

It could be funny, but does anyone actually care?

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Looks like history is repeating itself, Titanic sails again

July 28, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

…But not the Titanic sequel anybody wants. This new movie, Titanic 2, is made by the infamous ‘movie’ studio The Asylum, who made such classics as Transmorphers and I Am Omega.

Check out the trailer here!

SPOILERS: The Titanic sinks…again

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Traps come alive in Saw 3D!

July 16, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

New Saw movie, seven if you lost count, will be named Saw 3D: Traps Come Alive. Even ignoring the hilariously bad subtitle, note that this Saw is in three dimensions, cause well…Avatar did it! Just like the trend of 3D movies, I hope the trend of yearly Saw movies stops in the near future.

Keep an eye out for this eye grabbing horror flick this October (see what I did there?)

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Allergy season is going to kill us all and the government can’t help.

July 14, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

This movie connoisseur is so confident with his movie idea that he will tell the internet how amazing it is :|

Pic somewhat related

Continue to watch his pitch for the horror film of the century

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Same Plot, Crappier budget

June 26, 2010 in The "B" List

Like most things in this world of consumerism, ‘Mockbusters’ are made for the sole purpose of cheating stupid people into buying crap.

Here are some examples:

I am Legend

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The Blade Trilogy

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Aliens Vs. Predator

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And because I can never have enough links…there are MORE lists of these amazing movies here and here.

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Dark Crystal is getting a sequel, in 3D

June 24, 2010 in The "B" List

Remember Dark Crystal? It was made in 1982 and was the best movie starring puppets of all time, besides the Muppet movie of course.

Here, catch up by watching the original trailer.

So now, some 30 years later, the puppets are not replaced but complimented by 3D video trickery and CG computer magic. Look for Power of the Dark Crystal sometime in the far off future.

Read more about the new Dark Crystal here.

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Winnebago Man, you really can make a movie out of anything

May 25, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

A documentary about the internet phenomenon ‘Winnebago Man’ has been made, and is to be out in July. The Winnebago Man was a salesman who became popular for his frequent cursing during his sales in the 90′s, and became an internet star in 2005.

Here’s the trailer, check it out.

Personally, I’m waiting for the movie about the worst wedding DJ ever.

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The tire is alive!

May 20, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

The indie film ‘Rubber’ is about a tire. A tire that is alive, and kills people. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

Just watch the teaser.

How does this even exist?

Check out official website here, though there’s not much to see besides a few pictures.

Watch another Rubber teaser by clicking here!

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The Holy Diver has passed

May 16, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

Word has broke that Ronnie James Dio has passed from stomach cancer today. Best known for his work in Black Sabbath and his solo work, the metal world has lost a great figure.

Read more about it here.

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Judge Dredd will tell you who is the law, in 3D

May 15, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

A new Judge Dredd movie is reportedly in the works, for those who have no idea what or who Judge Dredd is take a look at this short video.

The follow up to the 1995 guilty pleasure is supposedly coming out this year, in 3D, and Stallone-less. The new director is Pete Travis, best known for Vantage Point. Seems like it could be cool, but it should totally be a movie of Stallone trying to pronounce the word ‘law.’

Read the full story here!

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