by Murderface
May 4, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
Here’s the trailer for the big budget Piranha 3D. Yes, it looks bad, but it could also be a lot of fun. It also looks miles better than the low budget knock-off Mega Piranha.
How fast can you swim? (to theaters sometime this year)
by Murderface
April 30, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
The latest in the video game music plus rap is ‘Gold N’ Fly: 007′ which mixes the soundtrack of the N64 shooter ‘Goldeneye’ with such rap artists as T.I., Eminem, Lil’ Wayne and Drake. Don’t really know what to think of this…so take a listen for yourself!
Yeah, it’s no Vinyl Fantasy 7, but it’s crazy enough to warrant a listen.
Go download the 22 track album for free at the official website.
by Murderface
April 18, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
Grindhouse was one of my favorite movies of the last few years, one reason it was so special was the fake trailers included between each feature. Now, one of the fake trailers is becoming a real movie ‘Hobo with a Shotgun.” If you haven’t seen the trailer included in Grindhouse…well here it is!
To find out what actor will be sleeping in your bloody carcass tonight, click here!
by Murderface
April 11, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
Just when you thought water couldn’t be more terrifying, a new menace to the human race emerges. Hoping to jump on the bad underwater horror monster bandwagon, Mega Piranha takes the exotic fish and brings it to a populated city beach. With laughable dialogue, unknown actors, and terrible CG, this is the retarded step cousin of Anaconda. Yes, it doesn’t even deserve to be compared to Jaws.
Here’s the trailer, and may God help us all.
Oh, one of us will probably end up watching this so look out for more Mega Piranha on AFC!
by Murderface
April 10, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
Insane Clown Posse, Detroit’s biggest clown rap group, has released their new single ‘Miracles.’ Apparently there are miracles all around us, ICP thinks so, so why should I argue?
Some of the ‘miracles’ they rap about include: long necked giraffes, rainbows, and fuckin’ magnets (how do they work?). Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope have ask questions I’m sure everyone has asked. Anyways, here’s the video, enjoy.
Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna buy face paint and write raps about how magnets work. PEACE.
by Cuddles
April 6, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
Shark Attack 3 is one of those gems that really make you wonder how a bad movie is somehow… good? In other words, it almost makes you want to backhand whoever wrote this, but there’s something about the film’s dialog and overall execution that makes you want to dig deeper into this stinky pile of feces. Recycled sequences, bad acting, offensive dialog, and a seemingly improvised storyline are all present, but somehow the movie still manages to catch you off guard with stupid one liners or exposing a random boob.
Unlike some other B rated shark movies I’ve seen, you wonder how this flick can shit out the same turd (3 times) and somehow continue to suck your soul.
Shark Attack, I hate you, but you can still keep those 90mins of my life <3
Click to watch the trailer of the movie you’ll never see (boobs)
by Team AFC
March 3, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
As you may have noticed, the site has been updated to be bigger, better, and more sexy.
We are still messing around with design stuff and whatnot, but most of the features are already in place.
Feel free to sign up and create a profile, then send us useless messages that we won’t answer.
Down Syndrome Tiger approved!
by Team AFC
February 24, 2010 in The "B" List
But with better acting, a believable plot, and lots more glittery eye candy (sunlight not necessary).
by Buggles
February 22, 2010 in The "B" List
Have you ever wondered what “Night of the Living Dead” would be like with zombie chickens and gratuitous butt rape? No? Well you can watch this NSFW trailer OR you can ask Zach. He watched the entire movie.
by Murderface
February 15, 2010 in The "B" List
Sharktopus, seemingly the offspring of Mega Shark and Giant Octopus, is the monster star of the upcoming SyFy Channel made for TV movie! With the head of a shark and the body of an octopus, Sharktopus is sure to be the greatest terror of the sea.
And to ensure that Sharktopus becomes an international phenomenon there are shirts for sale commemorating this movie event. They are pretty awesome.
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