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Looks like history is repeating itself, Titanic sails again

Dan — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:51:06 +0000

…But not the Titanic sequel anybody wants. This new movie, Titanic 2, is made by the infamous ‘movie’ studio The Asylum, who made such classics as Transmorphers and I Am Omega.

Check out the trailer here!

SPOILERS: The Titanic sinks…again

“Sucker Punch” looks legit…?

Hayley — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 02:37:23 +0000

A girl and her group of hot friends battle dragons and giant robot samurai to escape a mental institution that only seems to house young, sexy females, pausing only to watch and/or perform in random stage performances. In outer space. And there are explosions. I think that’s the premise of the story. I don’t know.

Also the movie stars that chick from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” and that girl in “High School Musical” in the picture above, who’s banging Zach Efron. What’s not to like?

OK, this will be the last Machete trailer on here, promise

Dan — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:28:44 +0000

A new Machete (!) trailer has appeared on the internets, and this time it includes gratuitous violence, use of the word ‘fuck’ and fully naked Jessica Alba. Interested? well look no further, cause it’s right here!

This is an 18+ trailer, make sure you are 18…but if you aren’t I wont tell.

Want to hold a picture of Emilio Estevez?

Zach — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:24:21 +0000

American localization PISSES KIRBY OFF!

Hayley — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:27:58 +0000

The western continent’s serious lack of cosplay and whatever the fuck THIS IDEA is can really grind his gears.

Click HERE and HERE for two more.

Angry goat is angry

Zach — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 05:27:37 +0000

So far we have a record of a crying goat, but this particular goat is pissed.

“What did you say, bitch?” *spits in face*

Hide the children!

Zach — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:53:47 +0000

Meatwad the pedodog is loose!

New product helps women earn respect in the workplace

Hayley — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 15:39:48 +0000

Happy Friday

Zach — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:27:32 +0000

Enjoy a fat cat dancing.

Traps come alive in Saw 3D!

Dan — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:24:11 +0000

New Saw movie, seven if you lost count, will be named Saw 3D: Traps Come Alive. Even ignoring the hilariously bad subtitle, note that this Saw is in three dimensions, cause well…Avatar did it! Just like the trend of 3D movies, I hope the trend of yearly Saw movies stops in the near future.

Keep an eye out for this eye grabbing horror flick this October (see what I did there?)