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ULTIMATE gamer of 2010

Cuddles — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 02:48:39 +0000

“Colleen Frable became so angry her unemployed boyfriend was spending the day playing video games, she decided to break his habit by taking the PlayStation with her to work Friday… Police said her live-in boyfriend, Darren Suchon, 42, became so enraged that he followed Frable’s vehicle from their home near Palmerton on Route 248 to Lehigh Township, where he forced her vehicle off the road and rear-ended it while driving her 1996 gold Porsche sports car, all in an effort to get the video game system back.”

The following points which makes this fine gentleman the gamer of the year:

A) Unemployed

B) Is 42

C) Spends all free time playing Playstation

D) Rage meter increases when video gaming fix is not met

E) Steals girlfriend’s Porsche and rams her off the road to deplete rage meter

F) Plays it off like a champ

(BONUS POINTS for not being Asian) Congratulations Darren!

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Luchador masks confirmed in new Machete trailer

Murderface — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:32:51 +0000

A brand new Machete trailer, the movie spoof turned actual movie, actually makes tit look like…a real movie. Where the last trailer had more of a spoof movie tone, this one seems more serious and dark.

Check it out for yourself…here!

Canada owns Hockey k?

Poo Jenkins — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:08:33 +0000

This is the reaction of downtown Vancouver filmed from North Vancouver as Team Canada wins the gold during the 2010 Winter Olympics (the epic win begins at around 1:15 for you lazy tards).

Been there, done that. No big deal.

Golden day for Canada!

Cuddles — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:35:28 +0000

The Winter Olympics in Vancouver have sadly come to an end after two weeks of exciting events. Even though we didn’t achieve our goal of owning the podium, there is still a reason to celebrate:

“…Canadian athletes won 14 gold medals in Vancouver – twice as many as the team won in Turin, and more than any nation has ever won at a Winter Olympics. The previous record for gold medals was 13, set by Norway in 2002 and the Soviet Union in 1976.”

Also, the memories of weird mascots, drunken people from all around the world in downtown Vancouver, the opening ceremony cauldron fail, praying for more snow…

All in all, it was just great to see a nation come together and cheer on our Canadian atheletes – you can’t help but feel that sense of patriotism. Congratulations to all of the medalists! GO CANADA GOOO!

Read more on Canada’s success hurrr

I’d wear that!

Cuddles — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 04:31:16 +0000

Isabel Mastache’s Fall 2010 collection proves that you can get beat up at bars and never get laid by wearing her label. Can’t really complain though because this is the fashion of the future!

Obviously inspired from Lady Gaga’s talent in constructing outfits from glitter and kitchen appliances.

Beauty portrayed through costume *sigh*

Is Evgeni Plushenko beyond gold medal material or that giant sag in my pants?

Cuddles — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:54:07 +0000

So for those of you who are following the 2010 Winter Olympics, you would know that Evgeni Plushenko, a Russian figure skater, is a sore loser (AKA giant douche).

He had no respect for the judges or fellow competitors and pretty much stated that his true awesomeness couldn’t handle the gold medal position.

I think he’s just become too old and senile for figure skating. It’s really unfortunate because he used to be a legend.

Vancouver Winter Olympics 2010 Introduces: PEDOBEAR!

Buggles — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:15:36 +0000

In an attempt to touch more LGs and LBs, our friend Pedobear snuck into the Olympics’ Mascot group shot:

Unfortunately, Pedobear was too late to make an appearance on this Vancouver Olympics Cake.

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Thought-evoking products in CES 2010

Cuddles — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 05:21:11 +0000

A battle between manufacturers to see who can implement “futuristic technology” into useless yet luxurious products.

The USB cigarette reminds me of a certain fellow singing in the shower…

Happy 2010

Cuddles — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:08:19 +0000

<3 from the team at Alpha Force Cuddles

2010 Vancouver Olympics Mascot Cake

Buggles — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:24:48 +0000

Time is ticking down to the 2010 Winter Olympics and what better way is there to celebrate than with a CAKE?! This cake is so awesome that it makes me want to punch it. It’s kind of like how I want to give Bar Refaeli a good sucker punch in the face because she makes me feel so fat and ugly. I’m kidding. I would never hit my girlfriend.

Anna Elizabeth Cakes