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		<title>Nudity: The best deterrant for theft</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/09/nudity-the-best-deterrant-for-theft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buggles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has now been proven that the mere sight of a man&#8217;s wanger is enough to terrify a thief into abandoning his mission. &#8220;Mr Stuart ran outside, opened the passenger door and sat beside the thief &#8211; not realising he had forgotten to get dressed. As soon as the thief saw Stuart, he flung the [...]]]></description>
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<p>It has now been proven that the mere sight of a man&#8217;s wanger is enough to terrify a thief into abandoning his mission.</p>
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<p><em>&#8220;Mr Stuart ran outside, opened the passenger door and sat beside the thief &#8211; not realising he had forgotten to get dressed.</em></p>
<p><em>As soon as the thief saw Stuart, he flung the door open and made a run for it.&#8221;</em></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/naked-uk-car-owner-thwarts-stunned-thief/story-e6frfku0-1225914278134" target="_blank">Read the whole story here</a></p>
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		<title>A dog drives a car!&#8230;.then runs over his owner.</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/a-dog-drives-a-car-then-runs-over-his-owner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buggles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christopher Bishop, 43, was lying under his Ford F-150 on Monday, checking for oil leaks, with the vehicle in neutral and the driver&#8217;s door open, said the sheriff in Ridge Manor, Florida. Suddenly, his bulldog, Tassey, jumped into the truck and knocked it into gear. The truck rolled over Mr Bishop&#8217;s left side, but he [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Christopher Bishop, 43, was lying under his Ford F-150 on Monday,  checking for oil leaks, with the vehicle in neutral and the driver&#8217;s  door open, said the sheriff in Ridge Manor, Florida.</p>
<p>Suddenly, his bulldog, Tassey, jumped into the truck and knocked it into  gear.</p>
<p>The truck rolled over Mr Bishop&#8217;s left side, but he managed to escape  serious injury</p></blockquote>
<p>And they say that the Chinese are the worst drivers&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7852642/Man-run-over-by-truck-driven-by-his-dog.html" target="_blank">Link</a></p>
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		<title>My Business Card</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/my-business-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buggles</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dog vs. Car</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/dog-vs-car/</link>
		<comments>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/dog-vs-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cuddles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[+1 for mammals in the battle against the machines.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1 for mammals in the battle against the machines.</p>
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		<title>Dirty cars can be beautiful too!</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/dirty-cars-can-be-beautiful-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Poo Jenkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By displacing the crud from car windows, Scott Wade, is able to create dirty images. But seriously, they are full of win. You can see the rest of his epic gallery here!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By displacing the crud from car windows, Scott Wade, is able to create dirty images.  But seriously, they are full of win.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Mona Lisa" src="http://www.dirtycarart.com/DCAGallery/slides/0001.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="234" /></p>
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<p><img class="alignnone" title="Einstein" src="http://www.dirtycarart.com/DCAGallery/slides/0008.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="433" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Friend in need" src="http://www.dirtycarart.com/DCAGallery/slides/018_FIN_peak.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="286" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Armadillos" src="http://www.dirtycarart.com/DCAGallery/slides/armadillos.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="321" /></p>
<p>You can see the rest of his <a href="http://www.dirtycarart.com/DCAGallery/index.html">epic gallery here!</a></p>
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		<title>Snoop Dogg in your car!</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2009/12/snoop-dogg-in-your-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Murderface</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bring this OG into your car with a GPS built in with his voice. Would not like to get pulled over with this, Snoop might let something slip about him holding&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bring this OG into your car with a GPS built in with his voice.</p>
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<p>Would not like to get pulled over with this, Snoop might let something slip about him holding&#8230;</p>
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