A girl and her group of hot friends battle dragons and giant robot samurai to escape a mental institution that only seems to house young, sexy females, pausing only to watch and/or perform in random stage performances. In outer space. And there are explosions. I think that’s the premise of the story. I don’t know.

Also the movie stars that chick from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” and that girl in “High School Musical” in the picture above, who’s banging Zach Efron. What’s not to like?

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Ron Perlman (the same dude who played Hellboy) is not only 14 feet tall but he is truly a badass. In the movie he plays Gunner, the leader of a rival Viking tribe with two massive hammers that can smash someone’s head right into Valhalla. The storyline is… different, but at least I enjoyed it for the brutal violence, dragon rape, and semi good looking Viking women.