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by Hayley

Same Plot, Crappier budget

9:47 PM in The "B" List by Hayley

Like most things in this world of consumerism, ‘Mockbusters’ are made for the sole purpose of cheating stupid people into buying crap.

Here are some examples:

I am Legend

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The Blade Trilogy

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Aliens Vs. Predator

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And because I can never have enough links…there are MORE lists of these amazing movies here and here.

by Hayley

A dog drives a car!….then runs over his owner.

11:11 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Hayley

Christopher Bishop, 43, was lying under his Ford F-150 on Monday, checking for oil leaks, with the vehicle in neutral and the driver’s door open, said the sheriff in Ridge Manor, Florida.

Suddenly, his bulldog, Tassey, jumped into the truck and knocked it into gear.

The truck rolled over Mr Bishop’s left side, but he managed to escape serious injury

And they say that the Chinese are the worst drivers…

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by Hayley

My Business Card

10:21 PM in Podcasts by Hayley

by Zach

Trolling the Troll 2 movie (but without trolls)

12:00 AM in The "B" List by Zach

There are these goblins and they are vegetarian, but they can makes themselves look like humans with a clover scar, then they feed the humans green baked goods, which makes them bleed green blood and turn into half human half tree, so they can eat them, but then the ghost of a dead grandfather from the shadow realm helps the family from the evil goblin kingdom and then evil fights back, and the only way to win is to destroy the magical stone with the power of goodness.

The family lived happily ever after and the actors lost their careers.

The End.

Troll2

Weird thing is… there are no trolls in this movie.

Click to see some video clips from this cinematic masterpiece