Alpha Force Cuddles » Fail http://alphaforcecuddles.com "To provide better means of wasting your time on the internet" Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:59:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Epic cat jump is epic… http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/10/epic-cat-jump-is-epic/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/10/epic-cat-jump-is-epic/#comments Wed, 13 Oct 2010 02:22:54 +0000 Cuddles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=3100 Fail

]]> http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/10/epic-cat-jump-is-epic/feed/ 0 Same Plot, Crappier budget http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/same-plot-crappier-budget/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/same-plot-crappier-budget/#comments Sun, 27 Jun 2010 05:47:05 +0000 Buggles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=2744 Like most things in this world of consumerism, ‘Mockbusters’ are made for the sole purpose of cheating stupid people into buying crap.

Here are some examples:

I am Legend

Click for movie trailer

The Blade Trilogy

Click for movie trailer

Aliens Vs. Predator

Click for movie trailer

And because I can never have enough links…there are MORE lists of these amazing movies here and here.

]]> http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/same-plot-crappier-budget/feed/ 0 A dog drives a car!….then runs over his owner. http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/a-dog-drives-a-car-then-runs-over-his-owner/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/a-dog-drives-a-car-then-runs-over-his-owner/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:11:27 +0000 Buggles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=2734

Christopher Bishop, 43, was lying under his Ford F-150 on Monday, checking for oil leaks, with the vehicle in neutral and the driver’s door open, said the sheriff in Ridge Manor, Florida.

Suddenly, his bulldog, Tassey, jumped into the truck and knocked it into gear.

The truck rolled over Mr Bishop’s left side, but he managed to escape serious injury

And they say that the Chinese are the worst drivers…

Link

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]]> http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/06/my-business-card/feed/ 1 Trolling the Troll 2 movie (but without trolls) http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2009/12/trolling-the-troll-2-movie-but-without-trolls/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2009/12/trolling-the-troll-2-movie-but-without-trolls/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:00:11 +0000 Cuddles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=659 There are these goblins and they are vegetarian, but they can makes themselves look like humans with a clover scar, then they feed the humans green baked goods, which makes them bleed green blood and turn into half human half tree, so they can eat them, but then the ghost of a dead grandfather from the shadow realm helps the family from the evil goblin kingdom and then evil fights back, and the only way to win is to destroy the magical stone with the power of goodness.

The family lived happily ever after and the actors lost their careers.

The End.

Troll2

Weird thing is… there are no trolls in this movie.

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