Alpha Force Cuddles » gamer http://alphaforcecuddles.com "To provide better means of wasting your time on the internet" Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:59:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= ULTIMATE gamer of 2010 http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/10/ultimate-gamer-of-2010/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/10/ultimate-gamer-of-2010/#comments Wed, 13 Oct 2010 02:48:39 +0000 Cuddles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=3105 “Colleen Frable became so angry her unemployed boyfriend was spending the day playing video games, she decided to break his habit by taking the PlayStation with her to work Friday…  Police said her live-in boyfriend, Darren Suchon, 42, became so enraged that he followed Frable’s vehicle from their home near Palmerton on Route 248 to Lehigh Township, where he forced her vehicle off the road and rear-ended it while driving her 1996 gold Porsche sports car, all in an effort to get the video game system back.”

The following points which makes this fine gentleman the gamer of the year:

A) Unemployed

B) Is 42

C) Spends all free time playing Playstation

D) Rage meter increases when video gaming fix is not met

E) Steals girlfriend’s Porsche and rams her off the road to deplete rage meter

F) Plays it off like a champ

(BONUS POINTS for not being Asian) Congratulations Darren!

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