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The Japanese are at it again!

September 19, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

From excessive violence  to their bizarre sexual fetishes, the Japanese never fails to impress!

This time, creating magic from the… vajayjay?

You’re welcome :)

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Serious man making a not so serious shirt serious…

May 12, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

But in all seriousness, this is seriously “lol”

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The Japanese have done it again!

April 15, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

These silent, but deadly people have no bounds to their ongoing weirdness on television :(

Binocular Soccer!

January 23, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

…Self explanatory…

Hmm I’ve seen the host of this game show somewhere else….

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Battle Royale… where death comes before puberty

December 27, 2009 in The "B" List

Another Japanese gore film, but again without the bizarre sexual content. Based on a very popular and controversial novel in Japan – a class of highschool students are ditched on an island and forced to kill each other.

Alliances are made, friendships broken, blood is shed, and even more upskirt camera shots to satisfy your school girl appetite.

Click to watch 15 year olds slaughter each other (NSFW)

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Riki Oh… the Asian Chuck Norris

December 23, 2009 in The "B" List

A live action Chinese made movie based off of a Japanese comic book. Riki Oh, the toughest Asian brute on the planet, shows that sticks and stones won’t break his bones and that names will make him …punch lions in the face (what a hero).

Like some of our favourite Japanese gore films, the flimsy storyline is reinforced by a an excessive amount of blood and gore, making it morbidly fun to watch. However, they seemed to have left out all of the weird sexual content (but you still can’t help to feel sexually harassed at the end). Click to see a ridiculous fight scene from the movie (NSFW)

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The Machine Girl

December 12, 2009 in The "B" List

From the same twisted geniuses (??) that brought us Tokyo Gore Police (and according to the stellar movie poster, “Death Trance” and “Meatball Machine”), we have ourselves another human sprinkler of a movie! Machine Girl was released before Tokyo Gore Police, so what can we assume? A lower budget, even worse acting, and another recycled ‘revenge’ storyline.

The Machine Girl

Of course no one gives a shit about that stodgy stuff like plot structure, character development or basic logic. Everybody these days watches movies for excessive blood and gore, explosions and to satisfy their weird Japanese schoolgirl fetishes. Don’t deny it.

Click to see the first 5 mins (NSFW)