Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
April 6, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List
Shark Attack 3 is one of those gems that really make you wonder how a bad movie is somehow… good? In other words, it almost makes you want to backhand whoever wrote this, but there’s something about the film’s dialog and overall execution that makes you want to dig deeper into this stinky pile of feces. Recycled sequences, bad acting, offensive dialog, and a seemingly improvised storyline are all present, but somehow the movie still manages to catch you off guard with stupid one liners or exposing a random boob.
Unlike some other B rated shark movies I’ve seen, you wonder how this flick can shit out the same turd (3 times) and somehow continue to suck your soul.
Shark Attack, I hate you, but you can still keep those 90mins of my life <3
Click to watch the trailer of the movie you’ll never see (boobs)
