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A documentary about the internet phenomenon ‘Winnebago Man’ has been made, and is to be out in July. The Winnebago Man was a salesman who became popular for his frequent cursing during his sales in the 90′s, and became an internet star in 2005.

Here’s the trailer, check it out.

Personally, I’m waiting for the movie about the worst wedding DJ ever.

The indie film ‘Rubber’ is about a tire. A tire that is alive, and kills people. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

Just watch the teaser.

How does this even exist?

Check out official website here, though there’s not much to see besides a few pictures.

Watch another Rubber teaser by clicking here!

Recent reports say that Will Smith is ‘leaning towards making the third installment’ of the part comedy, part action, and part Tommy Lee Jones movie. It’s also very possible that it will be in 3D, so chances of the movie being called Men in Black 3D? Can’t say how many times I have watched the original Men in Black, seems to constantly be on TV, and it still holds up as a decent and entertaining movie.

To round out this post, here’s the Men in Black theme song featuring Will Smith!

Just when you thought water couldn’t be more terrifying, a new menace to the human race emerges. Hoping to jump on the bad underwater horror monster bandwagon, Mega Piranha takes the exotic fish and brings it to a populated city beach. With laughable dialogue, unknown actors, and terrible CG, this is the retarded step cousin of Anaconda. Yes, it doesn’t even deserve to be compared to Jaws.

Here’s the trailer, and may God help us all.

Oh, one of us will probably end up watching this so look out for more Mega Piranha on AFC!

The guy who did the seventy minute Phantom Menace review is back to review Avatar, before he dives into Episode two of course.

This is more entertaining than a twenty minute movie review should be.

Click here to check out the second part!

At the 82nd Academy Awards Keanu Reeves was asked about a future “Bill & Ted” movie, Reeves responded with “Sure” and “We’ll see.”

If you’re someone who has never seen Bill & Ted movies, you can watch this clip and you’ll hopefully understand the excitement around this.

Excellent!

Warning: this movie has no connection with 40 Year Old Virgin, is not funny, and has no redeeming values whatsoever. You have been warned. This movie is pretty much about this fairly hot virgin who wants to hook up with the ‘dream guy.’ Yeah, the story resembles a porno, a fairly generic one too.

There is also some tasteless nudity, some young tits, and a dick. Nobody shows dicks these days, that’s just fucked up.

The most surprising part of this movie isn’t necessarily the movie itself, which is crazy in its own way, but the fact that Jim Carrey can play a serious role in a movie. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Dan, I cannot accept that Jim Carrey can play in a non comedic role, let alone one that has real depth and personality,” but trust me, I was thinking the same thing going into it.

That’s not to say the movie is devoid of humor, its just not the main point. This movie is flat out unique, with its crazy story and even crazier set pieces. Oh, this movie isn’t for everyone as its pretty much a romance comedy type movie, but one that a manly man like me can appreciate.

Another Japanese gore film, but again without the bizarre sexual content. Based on a very popular and controversial novel in Japan – a class of highschool students are ditched on an island and forced to kill each other.

Alliances are made, friendships broken, blood is shed, and even more upskirt camera shots to satisfy your school girl appetite.

Click to watch 15 year olds slaughter each other (NSFW)

A great tale of American bravery: Beer Fest. This movie follows two brothers who stumble upon an old school underground drinking contest known as beer fest. Teams compete from around the world to gain superiority in the beer drinking world. Needless to say, this sets the movie up for drunken retardedness, nudity, racist jokes and an all American drinking facade.