by Poo Jenkins
December 18, 2009 in The "B" List
A great tale of American bravery: Beer Fest. This movie follows two brothers who stumble upon an old school underground drinking contest known as beer fest. Teams compete from around the world to gain superiority in the beer drinking world. Needless to say, this sets the movie up for drunken retardedness, nudity, racist jokes and an all American drinking facade.
by Murderface
December 15, 2009 in The "B" List
Ever wonder what its like to be fucked up beyond all repair? well FUBAR is here to help! FUBAR is a super ridiculous mockumentary comedy about two Canadian metal heads. Like the title implies FUBAR is about getting fucked up, which the two main characters Dean and Terry do a lot. These guys are super trashy and deadbeat making them fun to watch, and probably fun to party with.
Like any good night of drinking this movie features: getting drunk to AC/DC, getting drunk to Iron Maiden, getting drunk and destroying stuff and getting drunk to get drunk. The word ‘fuck’ is not used lightly; expect to hear ‘fuck’ in almost every sentence…typical Canadian behavior. If anything this movie is hilarious and may make you want to go party. Just Give’r!
by Poo Jenkins
December 11, 2009 in The "B" List
Don’t watch this movie. The title of the movie says it all: Shitty, low budget, B Movie crud with absolutely no regard for a realistic storyline.
The story is exactly as the title suggests: A megalodon, or Mega Shark, and a giant octopus from the prehistoric ages battle it out for supremacy of the sea. Besides the stupid and predictable characters (made worse by the shoddy acting), the movie is riddled with factual errors and terrible CGI. For example, the military in this movie seems to consist of one gun-toting guy with some Top Gun aviators thrown on to make him seem legit. I’m sure glad that megalodons only existed millions of years ago since this one destroys the Golden Gate Bridge for shits and giggles and can jump 20,000 feet into the air just so he can snack on an airplane.
And the most unbelievable part of the movie? An Asian dude hooks up with a white chick. That’s just ridiculous and it never ever happens.
All in all, the combination of all this mediocrity is the recipe for a perfect B movie.
by Buggles
December 10, 2009 in Stuff that's RAD
This random clip of Nicolas Cage bullying any person with ovaries has inspired me and Zach to watch “The Wicker Man” in it’s entirety. This is not recommended.
Imagine a movie where Nicolas Cage spends the bulk of his screentime running away from honeybees, waking up from multiple dreams and muddling his way through a plot so disjointed that even all the other characters in the film have no idea what’s going on. Well stop imagining because you just wasted your time which, lucky for you, is less than the hour and 40 minutes I spent watching this crapstorm of a movie.
Warning: May contain spoilers (but you won’t be watching it anyways).
by Murderface
December 6, 2009 in Stuff that's RAD
Set in an alternate reality where two Michael Cera’s can exist at once, Michael Cera and Michael Cera team up to score the girl who is playing ‘hard to get’. As well as reprising his most popular role as Michael Cera, Michael Cera stretches his acting abilities to play his alter ego: Michael Cera with a moustache. Hopefully, this will lead the way for Michael Cera with a beard or an earring. Oh, this movie also has Zach Galifianakis and explosions so it might be alright. If you are looking for a comedy with an awkward teenager (or two), Michael Cera and Michael Cera have your back.
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