Nudity: The best deterrant for theft
10:45 PM in Stuff that's RAD by Buggles

It has now been proven that the mere sight of a man’s wanger is enough to terrify a thief into abandoning his mission.
“Mr Stuart ran outside, opened the passenger door and sat beside the thief – not realising he had forgotten to get dressed.
As soon as the thief saw Stuart, he flung the door open and made a run for it.”

