Alpha Force Cuddles » naked http://alphaforcecuddles.com "To provide better means of wasting your time on the internet" Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:59:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Nudity: The best deterrant for theft http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/09/nudity-the-best-deterrant-for-theft/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/09/nudity-the-best-deterrant-for-theft/#comments Sun, 05 Sep 2010 06:45:26 +0000 Buggles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=2949

It has now been proven that the mere sight of a man’s wanger is enough to terrify a thief into abandoning his mission.

“Mr Stuart ran outside, opened the passenger door and sat beside the thief – not realising he had forgotten to get dressed.

As soon as the thief saw Stuart, he flung the door open and made a run for it.”

Read the whole story here

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This is an 18+ trailer, make sure you are 18…but if you aren’t I wont tell.

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Artist’s Site

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