Paul the World Cup psychic…
June 27, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD
…is an octopus
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by Poo Jenkins
by Cuddles
Octopus Hoodie is for Krackers (get it? Kraken… bad joke)
April 25, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD
A ridiculous design you say? Fit 3 girls into this and think again :D
Thanks Travis <3
by Murderface
All hail our new overlord Sharktopus!
February 15, 2010 in The "B" List
Sharktopus, seemingly the offspring of Mega Shark and Giant Octopus, is the monster star of the upcoming SyFy Channel made for TV movie! With the head of a shark and the body of an octopus, Sharktopus is sure to be the greatest terror of the sea.
And to ensure that Sharktopus becomes an international phenomenon there are shirts for sale commemorating this movie event. They are pretty awesome.
by Poo Jenkins
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
December 11, 2009 in The "B" List
Don’t watch this movie. The title of the movie says it all: Shitty, low budget, B Movie crud with absolutely no regard for a realistic storyline.
The story is exactly as the title suggests: A megalodon, or Mega Shark, and a giant octopus from the prehistoric ages battle it out for supremacy of the sea. Besides the stupid and predictable characters (made worse by the shoddy acting), the movie is riddled with factual errors and terrible CGI. For example, the military in this movie seems to consist of one gun-toting guy with some Top Gun aviators thrown on to make him seem legit. I’m sure glad that megalodons only existed millions of years ago since this one destroys the Golden Gate Bridge for shits and giggles and can jump 20,000 feet into the air just so he can snack on an airplane.
And the most unbelievable part of the movie? An Asian dude hooks up with a white chick. That’s just ridiculous and it never ever happens.
All in all, the combination of all this mediocrity is the recipe for a perfect B movie.
