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Dye your animals to looks like other animals

June 12, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

The latest craze in China is to make their domestic pets look like exotic animals. Regular pets are boring, wouldn’t you rather have a Tiger-Retriver?

Yes, it looks awesome and the dog is happy, everybody wins.

Check out the full story here.

Click here to check out the more believable panda cub imposters!

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OMG Zoo bear a shaolin master D:

May 25, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

We now know why serious bear is never impressed…

Because it is named Cloud (and yes it does deserve the name) *Victory music*

Click to see video footage of the ninja bear

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Advice Cookies?

December 17, 2009 in Stuff that's RAD

The best thing about Chinese food is getting those little fortune cookies at the end of the meal and have everybody read their fortunes out loud so you can compare each others’ fate. Nothing beats getting awesome fortunes along the lines of “You will become rich and successful” while your little sister gets something along the lines of “You are going to hell, you homo.” Lately, the Chinese place I’ve been going to has been handing out these shitty, new “Super K” fortune cookies. I knew there was going to be trouble when I saw this suspiciously adorable panda bear on the wrapper:

Fortune Cookie

And this is the fortune I got:

Shit Slip

Obviously, whoever wrote this fortune also works in a factory assembly line getting paid a penny a day. With an even more Chinglish flourish my previous fortune has advised me to:

“Sever the ignorant doubt in your heart with the sword of self-knowledge”

So the cookie has pretty much advised me to stab myself in the heart (with the sword of self knowledge).