Alpha Force Cuddles

Ingredients

1 Ginger

100+ freckles

50lbs of fat

Christianity

Instructions

Mix the ginger and freckles vigorously into the fat then sprinkle a bit of Christianity over it to create a being that thinks it has a soul.

Since the video of the the kid’s fiery rage was released, many have already responded accordingly to his angsty claim.

Click hurrr to commence watching the bashing on his gingerness!