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		<title>Alcohol.  A healthy addiction.</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/09/alcohol-a-healthy-addiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 08:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Besides killing brain cells, putting your liver in overdrive, and causing you to hook up with that &#8220;douchebag at the party&#8221;, alcohol is actually good for you (really?).  YES!  It&#8217;s been proven that drinking alcohol regularly prolongs your life and encourages a healthier lifestyle. &#8220;Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Besides killing brain cells, putting your liver in overdrive, and causing you to hook up with that &#8220;douchebag at the party&#8221;, alcohol is actually good for you (really?).  YES!  It&#8217;s been proven that drinking alcohol regularly prolongs your life and encourages a healthier lifestyle.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2978" title="Alcohol is healthy" src="http://alphaforcecuddles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Alcohol-is-healthy.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="334" /></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per day, is associated with the lowest mortality rates in alcohol studies. Moderate alcohol use (especially when the beverage of choice is red wine) is thought to improve heart health, circulation and sociability, which can be important because people who are isolated don&#8217;t have as many family members and friends who can notice and help treat health problems.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-style: normal;">CHEEERS</span></em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2014332,00.html" target="_blank">Click to read more on this exciting revelation (plus a 11 page study for those of you who don&#8217;t think the picture is related&#8230; because it isn&#8217;t)</a></p>
<p><a href="http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2009/12/boy-gets-drunk-saves-his-life/" target="_blank">Or here to read how alcohol saved a boy&#8217;s life</a></p>
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		<title>Never invite cows to a house party</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/never-invite-cows-to-a-house-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cuddles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;because they will tear the shit out of your house. Read the full story and see more pictures hurr]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;because they will tear the shit out of your house.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2205" title="Cow party" src="http://alphaforcecuddles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Cow-party.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="360" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/0226dnmetarkcows.157175b46.html" target="_blank">Read the full story and see more pictures hurr</a></p>
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