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by Cuddles

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December 22, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

For those of you who didn’t know, Amazon had listed a suggestive title on their website…

“The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct,” gained national attention earlier this year after Amazon.com defended selling the book on its website despite angry comments and threats of boycotts from thousands of users.

Apparently, it was okay to sell this book under freedom of speech laws and it wasn’t until the author, Phillip Greaves,  sold his last book that he was finally arrested… for obvious reasons.

…actually provided a how-to guide to commit sexual battery against children,” according to Judd, who said he was shocked and mortified by specific examples and illustrations using 9- and 13-year-old boys.

Well Mr. Greaves, I think you will find out who really does all the raping and receiving in jail, my friend.

Read the full story HERE!

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by Cuddles

Yes ma’am I’m a doctor… :)

November 21, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

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by Cuddles

Pedobear. Internet icon to fugitive.

September 12, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

“The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Department is warning parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants.”

 

“Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot. Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.”

And I’ve always wondered why California was such a hot destination for tourists.  Just watch out for team pedophile and their mascot pedobear… But seriously folks, apparently they touch kids in these parts :[

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by Cuddles

Pole Dancing for Kids!

August 9, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

And you thought this was where it ended

Though I bet you never thought turning your children into bait would be a great after school activity!

The class is being offered by B.C.’s Tantra Fitness, one of a small but growing number of pole-dancing studios quietly extending their services to underage girls… “I just had a baby six months ago and I’m hoping she’ll start to learn pole-dancing as soon as she can,” says Tammy Morris, owner of Tantra Fitness. “Kids love the pole. If anything, it’s hard to get them off it because they’re such naturals.

Yep, they said it.

Click to read more on this back up plan for your children’s future!

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by Buggles

Vancouver Winter Olympics 2010 Introduces: PEDOBEAR!

February 7, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

In an attempt to touch more LGs and LBs, our friend Pedobear snuck into the Olympics’ Mascot group shot:

Unfortunately, Pedobear was too late to make an appearance on this Vancouver Olympics Cake.

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