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by Cuddles

Go home? NO, my dick stays HERE!

September 5, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

I don’t know what it is with the recent news on penis related news… I apologize in advance.

“A KAZAKH man cut off his penis at Madrid’s Barajas airport to avoid being extradited home and was taken to hospital in a serious condition, Spanish media reported today.”

I don’t know why he thought of specifically cutting his penis, but his devious plan to avoid deportation worked.

I’m certain that pictures aren’t necessary for this particular post…. you’re welcome.

Read the full story HURRRRR

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The only bridge that gets excited

June 15, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

Drivers watch in fear as the Liteiny Bridge in St. Petersburg struggled to suppress the old skin flute.

Whoever managed to pull this off is a mastermind.

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Help me Craigslist, penis is caught in my zipper :(

April 26, 2010 in funny stuff, Stuff that's RAD

Your welcome for the related image :)

“i had just gone in for a normal pee, but the way you pounded, and pounded, and pounded on the door screaming “out! i have diarrhea! out! for the love of god come out, its coming out of my butt, pleeeeease!!!” got me so turned on that i got an erection…”

Click to see the original Craigslist post in all its glory

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I’d wear that!

February 25, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

Isabel Mastache’s Fall 2010 collection proves that you can get beat up at bars and never get laid by wearing her label. Can’t really complain though because this is the fashion of the future!

Obviously inspired from Lady Gaga’s talent in constructing outfits from glitter and kitchen appliances.

Click to see more outfits that will make you go gaga (including the ever elusive… penis pants??)