Alpha Force Cuddles

Remember that action packed movie, Kick Ass, in theatres? Well 8 year old, Nathan Kuhns, proved heroes do exsist when saved his 4 year old sister from a kidnapper.

“Nathan charged the man — who had his 4-year-old sister, Josie, by the arm and was dragging her to a car — then kicked, clawed and bit him until he let her go and fled, police and the family said… The attacker was about 6 feet tall with a medium build, Myrtle Beach police said. Nathan, a first-grader at McAnnulty Elementary School, stands 3 feet 10 and weighs less than 80 pounds”

He then revealed his true badassery when he advised police officers that he had the assailants DNA under his fingernails.

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or here to watch the news report (because you don’t read)

+1 for mammals in the battle against the machines.

So what do you get when you combine a surreal amount of senseless butchering, bodily fluids, and grody sexual content then compile it all into a one and a half hour movie? A felony.

The movie is set in the near future where Tokyo’s armed forces have become privatized in order to hunt these criminals called “engineers” who have the ability to mutate their open wounds into the craziest shit that only serial killers and sex offenders can think of. The Japanese may seem quiet, reserved and respectful, complimented with all the excessive bowing and apologizing. However, when you dig through that stone faced façade, you can only imagine what goes through their minds when they come up with the crazy mutilated jack-son-of-a-bitch seen in this movie.

Like most movies nowadays, the storyline isn’t particularly good, but it is disturbingly fun to watch …if you can stomach it. You sick bastard.

Just to clarify, I didn’t watch it to see a giant mutated penis.

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