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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

April 6, 2010 in funny stuff, The "B" List

Shark Attack 3 is one of those gems that really make you wonder how a bad movie is somehow… good? In other words, it almost makes you want to backhand whoever wrote this, but there’s something about the film’s dialog and overall execution that makes you want to dig deeper into this stinky pile of feces. Recycled sequences, bad acting, offensive dialog, and a seemingly improvised storyline are all present, but somehow the movie still manages to catch you off guard with stupid one liners or exposing a random boob.

Unlike some other B rated shark movies I’ve seen, you wonder how this flick can shit out the same turd (3 times) and somehow continue to suck your soul.

Shark Attack, I hate you, but you can still keep those 90mins of my life <3

Click to watch the trailer of the movie you’ll never see (boobs)

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by Murderface

All hail our new overlord Sharktopus!

February 15, 2010 in The "B" List

Sharktopus, seemingly the offspring of Mega Shark and Giant Octopus, is the monster star of the upcoming SyFy Channel made for TV movie! With the head of a shark and the body of an octopus, Sharktopus is sure to be the greatest terror of the sea.

And to ensure that Sharktopus becomes an international phenomenon there are shirts for sale commemorating this movie event. They are pretty awesome.

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by Poo Jenkins

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

December 11, 2009 in The "B" List

Don’t watch this movie. The title of the movie says it all: Shitty, low budget, B Movie crud with absolutely no regard for a realistic storyline.

The story is exactly as the title suggests: A megalodon, or Mega Shark, and a giant octopus from the prehistoric ages battle it out for supremacy of the sea. Besides the stupid and predictable characters (made worse by the shoddy acting), the movie is riddled with factual errors and terrible CGI. For example, the military in this movie seems to consist of one gun-toting guy with some Top Gun aviators thrown on to make him seem legit. I’m sure glad that megalodons only existed millions of years ago since this one destroys the Golden Gate Bridge for shits and giggles and can jump 20,000 feet into the air just so he can snack on an airplane.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus