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	<title>Alpha Force Cuddles &#187; Troll</title>
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		<title>K-Strass is a &#8216;professional&#8217; troll</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/05/k-strass-is-a-professional-troll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 05:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Murderface</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kenny Strasser is making his way onto television claiming he is a yo-yo master with a message. &#8216;K-Strass,&#8217; as he likes to be called, is in fact not a yo-yo master or any sort of professional, he is terrible, but continues to get onto talk shows. He pretty much goes on these shows to embarrass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kenny Strasser is making his way onto television claiming he is a yo-yo master with a message. &#8216;K-Strass,&#8217; as he likes to be called, is in fact not a yo-yo master or any sort of professional, he is terrible, but continues to get onto talk shows. He pretty much goes on these shows to embarrass the hosts and everyone involved.</p>
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<p>Here is another one of K-Strass&#8217;s multiple TV appearances</p>
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		<title>Trolling the Troll 2 movie (but without trolls)</title>
		<link>http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2009/12/trolling-the-troll-2-movie-but-without-trolls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cuddles</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The "B" List]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are these goblins and they are vegetarian, but they can makes themselves look like humans with a clover scar, then they feed the humans green baked goods, which makes them bleed green blood and turn into half human half tree, so they can eat them, but then the ghost of a dead grandfather from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are these goblins and they are vegetarian, but they can makes themselves look like humans with a clover scar, then they feed the humans green baked goods, which makes them bleed green blood and turn into half human half tree, so they can eat them, but then the ghost of a dead grandfather from the shadow realm helps the family from the evil goblin kingdom and then evil fights back, and the only way to win is to destroy the magical stone with the power of goodness.</p>
<p>The family lived happily ever after and the actors lost their careers.</p>
<p>The End.</p>
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<p>Weird thing is&#8230; there are no trolls in this movie.</p>
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