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K-Strass is a ‘professional’ troll

Murderface — Tue, 11 May 2010 05:24:35 +0000

Kenny Strasser is making his way onto television claiming he is a yo-yo master with a message. ‘K-Strass,’ as he likes to be called, is in fact not a yo-yo master or any sort of professional, he is terrible, but continues to get onto talk shows. He pretty much goes on these shows to embarrass the hosts and everyone involved.

Here is another one of K-Strass’s multiple TV appearances

Kenny vs. Spenny

Poo Jenkins — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 06:15:08 +0000

Best friends, and worst enemies; Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice are back for season 6 of this Canadian-based outrageous comedy. The show is based around crazy competitions between the two, and the loser has to perform a humiliation chosen by the winner. Their most recent season has episodes such as ‘Who can 69 the longest?,’ Who can get further with the other guys mom?,’ ‘Who do black guys like more?,’ and ‘Who can squeeze more boobs?’

Although most of the time the show resembles a gay porno, you will eventually get over it and realize that this show is fucking awesome.

You can watch full episodes here!

Metalocalypse

Poo Jenkins — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:00:10 +0000

“We will make everything Metal. Blacker then the blackest black time infinity.”

The blackest (no racial) TV show, Metalocalypse, follows the brutal death metal band “Dethklok” through their ignorant lives as they try to make the blackest metal possible. They are the most popular band and are the 12th largest economy in the world. With that being said, the band feels no remorse for their fans and consistently embezzle their plethora of money. This show is absolutely amazing and the humour is a little dark, but totally brutal. Enjoy your tasty Hammer Smashed Face.