Alpha Force Cuddles » Vancouver http://alphaforcecuddles.com "To provide better means of wasting your time on the internet" Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:59:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Canada owns Hockey k? http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/canada-owns-hockey-k/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/canada-owns-hockey-k/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:08:33 +0000 Poo Jenkins http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=2036 This is the reaction of downtown Vancouver filmed from North Vancouver as Team Canada wins the gold during the 2010 Winter Olympics (the epic win begins at around 1:15 for you lazy tards).

Been there, done that. No big deal.

]]> http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/canada-owns-hockey-k/feed/ 0 Golden day for Canada! http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/golden-day-for-canada/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/golden-day-for-canada/#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:35:28 +0000 Cuddles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=1993 The Winter Olympics in Vancouver have sadly come to an end after two weeks of exciting events. Even though we didn’t achieve our goal of owning the podium, there is still a reason to celebrate:

“…Canadian athletes won 14 gold medals in Vancouver – twice as many as the team won in Turin, and more than any nation has ever won at a Winter Olympics. The previous record for gold medals was 13, set by Norway in 2002 and the Soviet Union in 1976.”

Also, the memories of weird mascots, drunken people from all around the world in downtown Vancouver, the opening ceremony cauldron fail, praying for more snow…

All in all, it was just great to see a nation come together and cheer on our Canadian atheletes – you can’t help but feel that sense of patriotism. Congratulations to all of the medalists! GO CANADA GOOO!

Read more on Canada’s success hurrr

]]> http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/03/golden-day-for-canada/feed/ 0 Is Evgeni Plushenko beyond gold medal material or that giant sag in my pants? http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/02/is-evgeni-plushenko-beyond-gold-medal-material-or-that-giant-sag-in-my-pants/ http://alphaforcecuddles.com/2010/02/is-evgeni-plushenko-beyond-gold-medal-material-or-that-giant-sag-in-my-pants/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:54:07 +0000 Cuddles http://alphaforcecuddles.com/?p=1942 So for those of you who are following the 2010 Winter Olympics, you would know that Evgeni Plushenko, a Russian figure skater, is a sore loser (AKA giant douche).

He had no respect for the judges or fellow competitors and pretty much stated that his true awesomeness couldn’t handle the gold medal position.

I think he’s just become too old and senile for figure skating. It’s really unfortunate because he used to be a legend.

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Time is ticking down to the 2010 Winter Olympics and what better way is there to celebrate than with a CAKE?! This cake is so awesome that it makes me want to punch it. It’s kind of like how I want to give Bar Refaeli a good sucker punch in the face because she makes me feel so fat and ugly. I’m kidding. I would never hit my girlfriend.

Anna Elizabeth Cakes

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