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Kenny vs. Spenny

January 5, 2010 in Stuff that's RAD

Best friends, and worst enemies; Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice are back for season 6 of this Canadian-based outrageous comedy. The show is based around crazy competitions between the two, and the loser has to perform a humiliation chosen by the winner. Their most recent season has episodes such as ‘Who can 69 the longest?,’ Who can get further with the other guys mom?,’ ‘Who do black guys like more?,’ and ‘Who can squeeze more boobs?’

Although most of the time the show resembles a gay porno, you will eventually get over it and realize that this show is fucking awesome.

You can watch full episodes here!

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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

December 11, 2009 in The "B" List

Don’t watch this movie. The title of the movie says it all: Shitty, low budget, B Movie crud with absolutely no regard for a realistic storyline.

The story is exactly as the title suggests: A megalodon, or Mega Shark, and a giant octopus from the prehistoric ages battle it out for supremacy of the sea. Besides the stupid and predictable characters (made worse by the shoddy acting), the movie is riddled with factual errors and terrible CGI. For example, the military in this movie seems to consist of one gun-toting guy with some Top Gun aviators thrown on to make him seem legit. I’m sure glad that megalodons only existed millions of years ago since this one destroys the Golden Gate Bridge for shits and giggles and can jump 20,000 feet into the air just so he can snack on an airplane.

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

And the most unbelievable part of the movie? An Asian dude hooks up with a white chick. That’s just ridiculous and it never ever happens.

All in all, the combination of all this mediocrity is the recipe for a perfect B movie.

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